lets talk about this fella here a moment
this baby is a ribbon eel, part of a group of fish called the moray eels. moray eels are basically hilarious because they are always fucking delighted (they can’t actually close their mouths so basically they’re grinning from ear to ear every moment of their lives).
wait i hear you say, if they can’t close their mouths how do they eat. pharyngeal jaws, my friend, pharyngeal jaws. don’t know what those are?
have you ever seen alien?
i shit you not, moray eels have a second set of teeth in the back of their throats that are spring loaded to jump out and grab things that swim into their mouths.
now if that wasn’t awesome enough, the ribbon eel is the only protandric moray. that means that although this little fella is clearly, by his colouring, a young adult male, give him a long enough lifespan and he’ll get bigger, turn yellow-brown, and become female.
that’s right, this is a species made entirely of young pretty men and powerful older women.
also if you put them into captivity they stop eating and die within about a month. the ribbon eel lives to be free~
Sometimes you can’t help but be sad. It completely engulfs you and you can’t stop it, it’s in everything that you do and it follows you wherever you go, you can be so happy, but it doesn’t last, one little thing brings you right back into it. It’s impossible to control, and you just get in this mood where everything is your fault and you aren’t close to good enough and you just want to give up, I know you all know what I mean. But I’m sick of being this way, I want to be different and I need to be different. So it’s my time, I’m ready for it, time to be me and show everyone what I can do and be proud, sadness is there, but it no longer stops me after tonight, it’s now my motivation.
Anonymous asked: Are you happy now with your girl and stuff
I don’t know how old this message is, but yes. I don’t know who I’d be without my girlfriend, I go through a lot and she’s stayed here through it. I appreciate her more then anyone could understand, she’s everything I need. Without her I would have given up on myself, music, everything. I love her so incredibly much. People say stupid stuff and there’s hundreds of fairy tales and stuff like that that talk about all these feeling, but when you really find someone you realize everything you heard is true, there really isn’t anything as close to as amazing as finding someone who fits you perfectly. So yes I’m happy.